Q: Why haven't you broken up with her
like you said you would?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.
Q: Why did you
stalk her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.
Q: Why did you say that on your date?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.
Q: Why did you not
advance on her romantically?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.
Q: Why didn't you have sex with her?
A: Oh, I misinterpreted signals.