Define Monacle Meaning

Monacle
When a person where’s this type of vision magnifier they are destined to soon have a dislocated shoulder by no means of nature. It is a term commonly used in the mills.

Person one: aye moe how yhu dislocate your shoulder?
Person two: I had a monacle on dummy
By Robby
Monacle
A single shackle.
As manifasted by Tycho of Penny Arcade glory.

-Gee bob, thats a real big monacle you've got there.
-That sure is, Jim.
By Janifer
Monacle Lewinsky
a female intern who parades around the Washington D.C. area wearing broken eye glasses (only one leg).

Nathalie: "My glasses broke! They now only have one leg!"
Gaby: "How are you going to do your internship in D.C.? You're almost blind!
Nathalie: "I guess I just have to man up and do it."
Gaby: "Alright, Monacle Lewinsky!"
By Mela
Satan's Monacle
The spinning wheel of doom given out by a Mac trying to process seemingly simple task.

I just want to launch iTunes! Why must I face Satan's Monacle again!?!?!?
By Franciska
Arabian Monacle
is arabian sunglasses given by a man with one said testicle.

After a tragic speluniking incidint he was only able to give his woman an an arabian monacle, you assclown.
By Amity
Hot Monacle
When a man comes on the white of a woman's eyeball, giving her a feeling like she's wearing a hot monacle

Jack gives Sheila a hot monacle to end the porn-shoot
By Kellina
Pearl Monacle
When a man reaches climax and ejaculates into the eye of his partner; a similar move to the pearl necklace.

By Frederique
Monacle Man
Basically an old fashioned version of a pimp. Likes to wear monacles, bow ties and pocket watches. Fave item: top hat. Is ruffled.

That monacle man is a sleazy old pervert with a cane. Bet he lives in a castle with his trained waiter-duck.
By Lacey
Monacle Boy
N. A person who is nerdy enough to have broken his glasses and tried to fix it with the magic of scotch tape... unsuccessfully.

ADJ. A very nerdy bookworm.

V. To "Monacle Boy" means to tape your glasses with scotch tape and proceeded to pretend as if nothing was wrong with them.

Jared Lorraine can also be referred to as a MONACLE BOY as he has broken his glasses.

Ali D'Albizzle claims that MONACLE BOY is a loser.

Kristen Stewart (Not Bella from Twilight) says that you need to MONACLE BOY in school.
By Gale
Irish Monacle
Then singular version of Irish Sunglasses; aka, a drunken black eye; aka, the drunken pirate; aka, wedding night tattoo...

Erik, "Hey what happened to Sarah, she looks rough?"

Chris, "Yeah she spilled nail polish remover on my coffee table, so I gave her an Irish Monacle."
By Blanch