Define Monkey Butt Meaning

Monkey Butt
on a hot summer day when you dont wipe your ass good after a shit and your asshole gets chaffed and then sweat mixes in fucking up your whole day

By Korry
Monkey Butt
when your ass gets so chaffed that it gets red, like a monkeys butt

By Maribel
Monkey Butt
after riding a motorcycle all day and your ass hurts so bad you walk like a monkey

By Micky
Monkey Butt
The soreness in the rectal area after participating in such activities as anal sex.

Hey girlfriend, I'm got a bad case of monkey butt after my boyfriend slammed it up my ass all night long.
By Dyane
Monkey Butt
Cute, affectionate name for a member of the opposite sex.
Used as a greeting

By Rosaline
Monkey Butt
A man that is developing a bald spot on the back of his head resembling a baboon’s or chimpanzee’s ass. This phrase works best if the person combs his hair over this balding area and thinks nobody notices he trying to hide it!

Check out the "monkey butt" on that guy or "nice monkey butt".
By Nance
Monkey Butt
a prolapsed arse, resembling that of a baboons arse or any other of those wonderful red arsed primates we descend from.

After removing the bulbous 12" butt plug she had a very impressive case of monkey butt.
By Marget
Monkey Butt
Teenage girls gather up/bunch up thier shirts in the back and secure the shirt's ponytail with a rubber band or the like.

When we were at the mall we passed a group of girls all sporting monkey butts.
By Melessa
Monkey Butt
The butt of a monkey.

A word that ascribes the characteristics of the butt of a monkey to a person.

What you tell someone when they term 'whanker' just doesn't seem to apply.

Dude, you whanker!!! Wait, that ain't right, you're not a whanker at all... You're a MONKEY BUTT whanker!!!
By Arlene
Monkey Butt
Term used by a girls boyfriend whom usually loves her dearly to describe her / pet name when he is being playful.

Zygmont called his girlfriend a monkey butt when they were joking outside the classroom
By Jemima