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Monkey Knife Fight
A deadly fight that occurs between two monkeys who have purchased knives . Although not compulsory, everyone gets kicks out of the monkeys being handcuffed together. Sometimes fought in international waters to avoid federal "No Monkey Knife Fighting" laws.

(often heard in school playground), "Yo Check it B, monkey knife fight in the quandrangle !!"
By Laureen
Monkey Knife Fight
A phrase from the Simpsons TV series. From episode "The Mansion Family" Season 11

On Burns' boat, Homer chides: "Look at those poor saps back on land with their laws and ethics! They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight."


(after many,many bong rips) "HeH HeH Monkey Knife Fight HeH HeH" or you could just write it on a bathroom wall.
By Karmen
Monkey Knife Fight
Where two monkeys fight to the death with knives. Modern day monkeys tend to use guns, fire, and atomic bombs.

Buddy Christ fought Olaf in a monkey knife fight.
By Magdaia
Monkey Knife Fight
Having a beer.

"He man I got an hour to kill, wanna grab a monkey Knife Fight?"
By Nanette