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Mooney
a highly sexy person who is very attractive and can get any girl, someone whos very smart and nice and very funny too. also has a nicely sized penis.

I dream of being a mooney one day
By Allx
Mooney
1. a person who thinks they know everything; someone who always thinks they're right and annoys the shit out of everyone.

2. someone who exaggerates stories when telling them to someone else

1. - No, that's not how you do it. I've done this like a million times. You're doing it wrong.
- Quit being a mooney. Chill, son.

2. - ...And I was like, "whoa get off my girl," and he punched that other dude in the face.
-That never happened. You're a mooney. And a bitch.
By Geralda
Mooney
to ruin something before it happens

Bob: Dude have you seen that new Harry Potter movie?
Ugly: Yeah Snape kills Dumbledore.
Bob: WTF, dude. u just pulled a mooney
By Fredra
Mooney
The embodiment of the Alpha Male, conceived by super sperm and brought forth unto earth by a female of father's choice. Gifted with intelligence and athleticism, a Mooney normally rises to stardom early in life and serves as the leader of the pack. Family origin dates back to Donegal, a town in County Donegal, Ireland. Contrary to legend, a Mooney is not descended from any religious icon and is not a prophet.

Amy: "There is no such thing as the perfect guy. I'm sick of guys, and I just want someone who is smart, funny, and a thoroughbred racehorse in bed."

Jen: "Amy, we need to find you a Mooney."
By Ofilia
Mooney
Someone who is the most important person to ever exist in a society full of boomers and zoomers. He sits around all day high on coke and weed playing rocket league. This human has made multiple dimensions in which he has taken over the world using only paper clips. This human can also be referred as Peter or Cieran. Both equally Mooney

Peter is looking awful Mooney this morning!

That sexy beasts name is Peter Mooney!
By Marrilee
Mooney
Reuseable, highly portable and secure bucket style toilet. Great for a variety of outdoor uses including hunting, fishing, camping. The Mooney is used to secure and remove solid human waste and is particularly associated with uses involving white-water rafting and river kayaking.

On our river adventures through protected lands, it is often required to bring and use a Mooney to securely store and pack out our waste.
By Debora
Mooney Rule
A code of secrecy invoked by promising to never tell another person the story you are about to be told.

In a conversation the Mooney Rule would be used as follows:
Person 1: Dude, I have something important to tell you, Mooney Rule on this.
Person 2: Ok, I swear never tell anyone.
Person one then proceeds to tell person two the important story knowing that the secret will stay private between the two due to the Mooney Rule being invoked.
By Dawn
Fish Mooney
When a girl bends over while wearing a short skirt and you can see her vagina lips

Oi Rhys, check out that girl over there, she's proper fish mooneying you, said Bill
By Aurora
Pulling A Mooney
The act of publicly dropping one's trousers and baring one's buttocks for humourous or insultitive purposes. Often accompanied by slapping one's buttocks, often tunefully, shouting "Moo-neyyy!" and other such gestures, physical or vocal, with the intention of increasing the hilarity of the performance.

Pulling a Mooney. The pulling of the mooney is a fait accomplit executed solely by those with an advanced grasp of humour, the great wits of our time, and should be recognised as such regardless of opinions to the contrary vocalised by whomsoever, including the Police.
By Gloria
Seb Mooney
Seb mooney is the one u look up to and think “wow I wish I was a seb mooney” they will always give u a lovely mooney and comfort you at your darkest hours

Tim-is that a seb mooney
Tom-I believe it is

Tim-damn I wanna be a seb mooney
By Maggi