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Mormonism
mormonism is a succesful cult that has succeeded in passing as religion

Non-mormon "do you practice mormonism?"
Mormon "yes why?"
Non-Mormon "What goes on in the temple, do they kill babies?"
Mormon "maybe...You will never know"
By Edee
Mormonics
A portmanteau of 'Mormon' and 'phonics' - A peculiar language for a peculiar people.

Napoleon Dynamite speaks perfect mormonics.
By Gabie
Mormonization
The act of being mormonized i.e. To become mormon

Mormonization is a very real threat in Utah; It kills thousands every year.
By Clarice
Mormon
someone who likes sherbet in Sprite

If you like sherbet in Sprite, comment "I am a Mormon!"
By Rochell
Mormons
Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (LDS) a Christian religion based on both the Bible and the Book of Mormon. Members try to be honest, chaste, respectful, kind etc. They avoid using profane language, using alcohol/tobacco/drugs, having sexual relations outside of marriage etc.

My nieghbors are mormons and they go to church every Sunday.
By Romonda
Mormon
A religion that, if you tell a Jehovah's Witness you're a part of, they will instantly leave. The opposite is true for born agains.

"Hi, I'd like you to have this pamphlet about our religion: The Jehovah's Witnesses."

"Well, I'm a Mormon"

"Okay... bye!"

"Works every time!"
By Bibby
Mormonic
The act of being so stereotypically mormon that its moronic.

"That Mormon doesn't own a car, only a bike...thats mormonic."
By Halie
Mormon
97% of the people in Utah.

.003% of the people anywhere else.

These really really nice, clean-living people who believe some pretty weird stuff.

"Well I usually try to be good, but I'm no Mormon"
By Dorrie
Mormon
A guy in a suit and tie on a bicycle usually accompanied by another guy in a suit and tie on a bicycle both wearing yellow backpacks filled with root beer and green jello.

Look! Mormons! Everyone wave!
By Angelika
Mormon
The slang term used to refer to members of the LDS religion.

I gave the nice Mormon missionaries cookies, and then told them to go away.
By Grier