When a person awakes from his/her's
slumber and starts talking to a person without brushing his/her's mouth. Their breath smells so bad, if you are unlucky to talk with them, It either smells like...
A.) Someone
curled up, and died in their mouth.
B.) Ate a mouthful of
horseshit before they walked out of the door that day.
Or C.) Smells so rank, that it blew you away.
"Hey, not to sound creepy or anything, but Kathy had a case of
morning-breath."
"Really, what did it smell like?"
"Why are you curious, It smelled like if a animal made out of manure crawled in her mouth and died."
"Sounds like she could use a
tic-tac."
"ONE
TIC-TAC!?! SHE NEEDED A CONTAINER, POSSIBLY FIVE!!!"
