A male who wears shorts, cowboy boots, and will perform cunnilingus on anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a
mud hole or
getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims he's not a
sex worker but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack.
Did you hear
Cynthia and Jessica both had their way with Aaron last weekend at the
tailgate? He's such a mud cricket, always getting banged by any woman with a
lifted vehicle.