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Munting
sadly...........

a depraved sexual act whereupon two people dig up a corpse, and once exhumed; (sigh :( ) one person stradles its face while the other jumps on its stomach until its half rotting entrails gush out of its mouth. ....aperantly....

e.g. TOM "hey jane lets go dig up that dead guy"
JANE "sure tommy lets go"
TOM "ok jane now you sit on his face remember to cover your nose!"
JANE "im ready tommy"
TOM "whump whump whump whump whump...."
By Lisette
Munting
When taking large and rediculous amounts of drugs and going crazy. Often used to discribe someone who is on a bender. Symtoms include speaking weird, rapid speach and motions, chewing ones face off, and other general misdomeaners

OH fuck gatty just smoked 18 points he is going to be 'munting' for days
By Jilleen
Munting
Something very wrong that most possibly originated in Germany, involving dead people and their decomposed juices.

We're in dusseldorf, the munting capital of the world.
By Elsie
Munting
the act of munting(man+bunting).
Derogatory term used to describe when a male ballplayer (softball or kickball) strikes the ball ineffectually and hits a bunt single (an egregious offense when done intentionally).

NO MUNTING! Get back to the plate and hit again you munter!
By Shel
Munting
to munt; the act of looking very ugly.

"here we go, a-munting!"

"ugh, i feel like shit and i'm munting for scotland."

"OMG THAT PICTURE'S MUNTING."

"she sure knows how to munt."

ETC.
By Cosetta
Munting
nasty nasty thing, be it female, male or otherwise

thats munting
By Karin
Munting
To 'pimp' a link or a site.

Slinwagh is such a munter, he keeps on munting links to www.xyz.com etc etc
By Barb
Munting
Adj. for munter

OK. In order to ensure to the highest degree of certainty that I definitely never ever go to the same uni as you, you HAVE to tell me which ones you are applying to before I do. Then I will be saved from ever having to look at the munting face of ol' thicky here
By Diannne
Munting
sucking dick

i like munting
By Malvina
Munted
(1) adj. refers to the property of an object (or person) as broken, ruined, significantly damaged, disfigured or deformed, often to the extent that it is not reversable or repairable.
(2) adj. an extreme state of intoxication by way of drugs or alcohol such that the subject's ability to perform basic tasks such as walking and talking are significantly impared.

In New Zealand and Australian slang, 1 is the more common sense, and in UK slang 2 is more common.

(1) Fuck, that car just got totally munted.
(2) I got so munted last night, I don't remember how I got home.
By Davine