Julie: Dang those songs you're listening to must be real good.
By Carlita
Musical Boner
When someone sings so well, so much dopamine is released and spread, that it gives either the singer or the audience a boner.
Person one: Dude! did you hear Alice Cooper'sPoison on the radio yesterday?
Person two: Hell yeah! I swear I got a Musical boner about halfway through!
Dude 2: Yeah, and I had a huge musical boner. It's awesome!
By Coraline
Boner Music
Music played in erectile dysfunction commercials. Usually some generic southern guitar jam that makes you look up, then quickly back down again because they're telling you how to "get it done".