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Define Mustachio Meaning

Mustachio
a fugly girl with a mustache that is very visible

Amall the mustachio, shave da fuckin jungle bitch!
By Daisi
Mustachio
A legendary mustache shaver. It has been said she can throw a razor blade and take a mustache clean off at 50 paces. It is also said that she travels the world in search of only the mightiest mustaches and shaves them clean.

Look! Up in the trees. It is mustachio, quick hide your mustache.
By Minni
Mustachio
Nickname for a person with a weird mustache.

That old man is a mustachio.
By Nisse
Mustachio
a dirty bearded fag who shaves his feet and aint worked in 7 years.

peeples is a real mustachio, that piece of shit aint worked in 7 years, shave the back.
By Tomi
Mustachioed
having a mustache, especially a luxuriant one

John's debonair, mustachioed uncle picked up all the chicks thanks to his incredibly stylish whiskers.
By Brandy
Mustachio
The thin mustache that middle school guys choose not to shave.

(Not related to the tree nut, but similar in overall significance)

Middle School Girl: "Hey Brody, I think your mustachio is cute"

Brody: "Hatcha"
By Leanor
Mustachio
A mofo that has a mustach as big as his head.

hairy naaaaaaaz also simon
By Maribelle
Mustachio
A mustache in which the end curl upward and for an O. This mustache is commonly seen in western

Yo, did you see that dude's mustachio?
By Martynne
Mustachio
the best siege players in the world

Oh that man is so good he must be mustachio
By Rina
Mustachio
A mustache with bits of pistachios stuck inside.

Fuck, im not kissing you until you get rid of that mustachio!
By Nikoletta