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Define My Ass Hurts Meaning

My Ass Hurts
when u you have some thing stuck in your ass or u are getting done doggy style

wow my ass hurts after that amazing night when i stuck a banana in my ass
By Lauren
My Ass Hurts.
A benign method of informing others that you have spent entirely too much time sitting on your ass.

I would get up and administer CPR to Mr. Johnson Judy, but my ass hurts.
By Meade
Makes My Ass Hurt
This is an adjectival expression best used to describe people, places, things, moments, and events that are so annoying/stupid/ridiculous/grating that patience diminishes, moods deflate, and the threat of violence increases. Basically, this phrase can be used to describe anything or anyone that grates on your last nerve.

The fact that we are having a departmental meeting to discuss cover sheets and TPS reports really makes my ass hurt.
By Amaleta
My Ass Hurts
My ass hurts

My ass hurts kid fuck me in here
By Mariquilla
Why Does My Ass Hurt?
A phrase the homies use after they're super drunk and all sleep in a bed together, unknowingly having sex.

Homie 1: Yo last night was crazy bro.
Homie 2: Yeah man I barely remember anything.
Homie 3: Yeah we gotta go home now man.
Homie 4: Why are we all sleeping in the same bed?
Homie 2: It doesn't matter bro.
Homie 3: Why does my ass hurt?
Homie 1: It's nothing man.
Homie 1 Had total recollection and was actually the one who had a fivesome with the homies
By Carmelita