Define Nasdaq Meaning

Nasdaq
National Association of Securities Dealers Automated Quotations

group of bee stung nose people from money center banks asked the question, " How can we milk these americans " Now thats how the nasdaq got started in 1971 and each year they continue milking the investors, ( suckers ) bag holders
By Delora
Nasdaq
verb: 1. the act of leaving a stale spot. 2. Can also be used as a derogotary word when referring to a retail investor.

Lets nasdaq out of this bitch.

You're such a nasdaq investor.
By Genni
NASDAQed
When a girl is interested in a guy but then adds all his friends on Facebook even if she has never met them or confuses meeting all of them at a party the night before. Or in other words she trades on an open market like the NASDAQ.

Paul: dude I got a hot date with this new girl man!
Sam: bro you got NASDAQed. She accepted my friend request!
Paul: maaaaan I hate you guys.
By Dasya
NASDAQ Whore
someone of highsociety that you never would think that shes a whore..

Bill; so how was that rich bitch
Jake; She aint nothing but a NASDAQ whore.
By Chlo
To Nasdaq
1. (V.) To fail miserably
2. (V.) To suddenly or inexplicably experience a drastic decline in capability or status.


To Nasdaq: He's usually such a great speaker to hear but he totally Nasdaqed it tonight!
By Cher
Shorting The Nasdaq
Any sexual act where there is a possibility of getting a STD but instead of using a condom you place all your testicles into a rotting vagina and have to amputate your balls.

I was shorting the Nasdaq last night, and now I have to jettison my nuts.
By Megen