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National Tall People Day
A day to celebrate people over 5’5. Tall people get to make fun of short people and the short friends buy pizza.

I can’t wait for National tall people day!
By Christa
National Throw Tall People Day
In response to National Throw Short People Day, National Throw Tall People Day is a day when you are legally allowed to throw tall people (5'10" or taller) without their consent on October 22nd.

"Wow! You better watch out because you're taller than 5'10" and today is National Throw Tall People Day!"
By Phyllida
National Kick Tall People Day
on november 23rd, you're allowed to kick anyone taller than 5'4 with no consequences.

person1: "hey, it's november 23rd
By Tina
National Throw Tall People Day
October 22, you can throw anyone over 5’10” with no permission needed

Guy: hey you know what today is?
Girl: why day is it?
Guy: it’s national throw tall people day...
Girl: please don’t
By Coretta
National Kick Tall People Day
On October 25th, you can kick people over 5' 4" without any consequences

Person 1 (shorter than 5' 4"): Do you know what day it is?
Person 2 (Taller than 5'4"): No, what?
Person 1: National kick tall people day, where anyone shorter than 5'4 can kick people taller than 5'4!
Person 2: WHY
By Susana
National Ignore Tall People Day
national tall people day is on november 6th. it is when you ignore tall people for a day ! (previously explained in the title)

tall person: hello!!
short person: *ignores them*
tall person: wtf bitch answer me
*on november 7th*
short person: hey bitch yesterday was national ignore tall people day sorry not sorry
tall person: just wait till ignore short people day you bitch
By Dede
National Trip Tall People Day
Held on October 20th, this is a holiday celebrating people under 5’4. As opposed to ‘Throw Short People’ Day, short people will therefore be superior to tall people, and will trip them. No permission needed.

“Tomorrow is National Trip Tall People Day,” yelled Jorden, at the top of his lungs.
By Meris
National Tall People Day
A day to celebrate people over 5’5. Tall people get to make fun of short people and the short friends buy pizza.

I can’t wait for National tall people day!
By Pru
National Trip Tall People Day
Contrary to national throw short people day, on October 28th anyone 5’4 and under has permission to trip, cripple, and/or break the kneecaps of anyone 6,0 or taller

Fellow midgets we must rejoice, it is national trip tall people day
By Mia
National Make Tall People Short Day
October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.

Boy I can’t wait for National Make Tall People Short Day
By Bobbie