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Shorter
Term used in political blogs to introduce a humorous, usually exaggerated summary of somebody else's opinion, arguments or statements.

Shorter Bush: "Either re-elect me, or you're a terrorist."
By Henrie
Shorter
A shorter is a circle jerk of managers on a fresh meats face. As a rule the new and up and coming manager has a bukaki session surrounded by his managerial piers at which time he takes it all on the face and in the mouth. This ritual takes place at the end of a managers training to show his alliance to the evil empire for which he is employed.

You have completed your training it is now time for a blood oath... a blood oath of siemen.... you are now ready for a shorter
By Vilma
Shorter
1.affectionate term for a boyfriend, attractive male.

Originated from the Crackhead.

guy: What do you call a guy if you call a girl Shorty?
Crackhead: shorter.
By Ellene
Shorter
An amazing human being. Would die for their friends, even if their friends are the ones who kill them. Protects their friends with their life. Really energetic, cute and caring. Would do anything to cheer you up. Fights with you for justice. Loves wearing glasses and has a bunch of piercings. Dyed their hair and cut it in a really cool way. Has a pink phone and red motorcycle. One of the sweetest and most adorable human beings, deserved better.

Shorter: "I'm sorry, Ibe, but believe me when I say this: I'll die before I let them lay a finger on Eiji."
By Yolanthe
Shorterism
a word to praise to our god shorter wong.

hey what’s your religion?

“oh mines is shorterism!”
By Claudetta
Shorter Wong
A pure boi who didn't deserve all the pain and suffering.

That dude deserved better, he's a Shorter Wong.
By Jeanna
Shorter Wong
An amazing human being. Would die for their friends, even if their friends are the ones who kill them. Protects their friends with their life. Really energetic, cute and caring. Would do anything to cheer you up. Fights with you for justice. Loves wearing glasses and has a bunch of piercings. Dyed their hair and cut it in a really cool way. Has a pink phone and red motorcycle. One of the sweetest and most adorable human beings, deserved better.

Shorter Wong: "I'm sorry, Ibe, but believe me when I say this: I'll die before I let them lay a finger on Eiji."
By Margy
Shorter Wong
An amazing person that never deserved to go through what he did :((

":(( shorter wong dead"

"Yes we know you talk about it all the time"
By Lishe
Wayne Shorter
Probably the greatest Jazz composer in history. Wayne Shorter is an outstanding jazz saxophonist who was in the legendary quintet with Miles Davis, Ron Carter, Tony Williams, and Herbie Hancock

"Wayne Shorter is the man! I love some of his compositions such as 'E.S.P.,' 'Footprints,' and 'Dolores'
By Adaline
Gage Shorter
A word used to describe fat gay kids, who attempt to act drunk but in reality sound retarded. The person tries to pick fights with others, but often pussies out and gives excuses of his absence to the fight.

"That guy just pulled a Gage Shorter."
By Anderea