Define Nco Meaning

Abbreviation for "Non Commissioned Officer". Only enlisted people are NCOs.

1. A non-commissioned officer in the armed forces.
2. Someone who stayed in the army long enough to get promoted to being "above useless".
3. A service member in the armed forces that pretends to give a damn about lower enlisted soldiers, but actually is only looking to advance their career.
4. Non-Caring Officer
5. Someone too stupid to get an actual commission.

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A term for a bunch of bros living in the streets of woodstream. That just hang around doing rebellious stuff, eating franks, riding out and just enjoying life one second at a time. And will occasionally pull some wrestling moves on any shoobies trying to come in there hood.

Non Commissioned Officer. The NCO is the military. The NCO is everything new soldiers/marines/sailors wish they were. NCO's are smarter, faster, more deadly, and more ferocious than any other service member in the military. The NCO cares for the members below him and is responsible for their lives. The NCO actively demonstrates what a bad ass mother fucker should be. Crossing paths with an NCO is about the most foolish thing a new enlistee or new officer can do as the NCO will make their lives a living hell. Good officers recognize the value that well seasoned NCO's bring to the table. Privates and Seamen can only dream of being as courageous and as deadly as an NCO.

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No clothes on

When Non-Commissioned Officers of a military service make up words to sound educated, even though they clearly lack any sophisticated language skills.

This includes terminology such as Irregardless, which is now so mainstream that it appears in Merriam-Webster's dictionary despite the "Ir-" prefix acting as a negation, so the definition shifts to "not regardless" creating helpless confusion among any that actually know how to use English when this particular atrocity is used.

Little cubicle used by Sea Cadet Petty Officers as an excuse to screw off during drills. Usually contains a couch and a few arm chairs, on which PO's sleep during PT, sleep during marching drills, and sit around and tell stupid sex jokes to one another. The only cadets allowed inside the NCO Club (which doesn't even have a door) are E-4's or higher. Often looked at as a symbol of segregation by lower ranking cadets. But sadly, once a cadet reaches the rank of E-4, he/she soons forgets who they once were and quickly takes residence in the NCO Club, becoming exactly what they had hated not so long before

n. Acronym for Non-Cognitive Organism.

1. The nickname of the blighted, brainfucked baboons that comprise the vast majority of the modern military.
2. Instantly recognizable by their pitifully deficient cognitive capacity, unrefined mannerisms and generally distasteful appearance and disposition.
3. Incredibly traumatized and incentivized almost entirely by fear and intimidation, which is why they mindlessly subject their subordinates to miserable treatment.
4. Fatally frightened of being exposed as the utterly useless creatures that they are.
5. Thus, they desperately sport a laughable God-complex to sustain their nonsensical facade.
6. Insist on commanding the respect befitting of a king despite exhibiting behavior characteristic of a buffoon.
7. Apt on making baseless, unactionable threats in the absence of true authority to execute said "threats".
8. Come from broken homes, abusive, disillusioned and criminal backgrounds. Thus normalizing the abominable behavior that they have been subject to and subject others to.
9. The only truly effective way to effectively deal with an NCO is to completely crush him in body and spirit and irrevocably communicate his place in the dominance hierarchy to him in no uncertain terms immediately thereafter.
10. Not that such treatment says anything about one's just character. It's just that the NCOs' inability to comprehend any language other than that of mindless brutality dooms him to such an ignominious fate.