2nd grade teacher: "All right kids, today we're going to learn an important lesson: how to pack your rock into your
crack pipe."
Johnny: "But Mrs. Stoner, my mommy told me
drugs are bad."
Teacher: "Johnny, stop being such a negative nancy. You'll never get anywhere in life with that attitude."
Johnny: "But,
my mommy said..."
Teacher: "Johnny, please shut the fuck up or I'll send you to time out and brutally murder your family."