A LIE we tell ourselves after drinking too much and suffering through a hangover in the futile hope that one will
never again suffer
the hangover. It is also an indication that events proceeding the hangover consisted of many things awesome that came from what sober people would consider a
bad idea. In all cases this statement is a lie, as the person will undoubtedly drink again.
Guy 1: I'm never drinking again
Guy 2: Shut up, you'll feel better after you eat breakfast.
Guy 1: Okay, what's for breakfast?
Guy 2:
Eggo waffles and beer, we ran out of
syrup so here's some more beer.
Guy 1: ...fuck
