Andy: Hey, how do you pronounce the capital of Louisiana: New Or-le-ans or New Or-leens?
Diggity Monkeez: The first one.
Andy: WRONG! The capital of Louisiana is pronounced Bat-on-Roozh!
Diggity Monkeez: Wha?!?!
(This joke can be used with other big, non-capital cities, like Louisville (
KY's capital is
Frankfort), Pittsburgh/Philadelphia (Harrisburg), St. Louis (
Jefferson City), and Albuquerque (Santa Fe).