What makes you think she is a witch?
Well, She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
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I got better.
By Bernete
Newt
a word that originates in Springfield Illinois describing the people who reside on the north side of town, went to Lanphier high school, and are uneducated, dimwitted, nascar watching dirtbags. North End White Trash
(verb) 1. to divorce your wife simply for aging, especially if you immediately replace her with a younger more attractive one. Common in the entertainment community, among doctors, lawyers, and even some politicians.
My wife's friend X is a real jerk and I told her so. I had to pull a newt when I got home, otherwise my wife would have made me sleep on the sofa.
By Tabina
Newted
English slang deriving from the expression pissed as a newt. It, along with the expression from which it is derived, is used to described someone who has enjoyed more alcoholic refreshment than is good for them. This has left them inebriated to the extent that they fail to recognise themselves in a mirror and have lost perspective, decency and bladder control.
“Malcolm got newted at the office do and called the boss a monkey fuckingturd face!”
“Did he get potted?”
“No, the boss was even more newted than Malcolm.”
