Define Newz Meaning

Newz
noun or verb. referring to or meaning newzgroups

noun:

person a: "where did you get that new episode?"
person b: "newz."

verb:
person a: "can i get a copy of that file?"
person b: "sure i'll newz it in a few minutes."
By Kai
Newz
1)Stupid information about nothing important.
2)A not so clever subject line on an email.

A word created by a man that made Bill Cosby jealous about his sweaters.

By Catlaina
Bad Newz

By Fran
Faux Newz
just another subpar satire site.
Not nearly as funny as those British broads over at Utterpants.co.uk.

When it coms to satire, don't be such a Faux Newz.
By Karisa
Bad Newz
When something bad happens to a dog.

Derived from Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennels dogfighting operation.

It should be noted that emphasis needs to be placed on the z, ie; "bad newzzzzz".

5 Year Old Boy: *sniffle* My doggie got runned over by a car...

Me: That's bad newz kid. Now go watch some Pokemon or something.
By Caroljean
Faux Newz
Just another satire newz site. Funnier than most though.

I love Faux Newz
By Thia
Real Fake Newz
(1) When you can no longer tell the difference between real and fake Newz

(2) Newz -Stupid information about nothing important.

Person A:

I can't tell if the Newz is real or fake anymore?

Person B:

What is real? How do you define real? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.

Unfortunately, no one can be told what Real Fake Newz is. You have to figure that out for yourself.

Person A:

Fuck I guess you have to let it all go. Fear, doubt and disbelief.

Person B:

Welcome to the real world.
By Ammamaria