Guy 1: Dude i'm really horny, i need to go
rub one out but my roommate is always sitting around playing
Call of Duty.
Guy 2: Bro you need to try a Ninja Defuse.
Guy 1: WTF is that?
Guy 2: Just throw your covers over yourself in bed, and masturbate while he isn't paying attention, but keep quiet or you'll get caught!
Guy 1:
Oh damn son! You're a genius!