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Define No W Meaning

No W
The mildly superior form of "no u"
Normies won't get it as it's simply a way too advanced form of speech.

Dave: Your car sucks.
John: no u
Dave: no w
John: What?
Dave: Say it out loud.
John: *implodes after 3 seconds*
By Bernette
No W
An awesome comeback to "No u" pronounced "No double-u"

Hey Bob, Go die in a fire!
no u!
no w!
By Elyn
No W
The PERFECT comeback to no u. Only beatable by the uno reverse card

You: u suck haha lol
Brother: no u
You: no w
Brother: *disintegrates*
By Hester
No W
the ultimate comeback to "no u". The way the letter w is pronounced sounds like "double u" so saying no w in response to no u gives an almost instant win

Jarold II: your gay
Jarold I: no u
Jarold II: no w

Jarold I: mr stark im not feeling so good.
By Beulah
No W
no w, twice of no u. can destroy anyone in its path who uses the no u comeback. however, cancel uno card + reverse card is more powerful.

Me: your mom gay

12 year old on the internet: no u

Me: *in head: omae wa mao shindeiru*

Me: no w
oi are mom

12 year old on the internet: *literally fucking dies*
By Emmalee
W W W
This abbreviation used to stand for World Wide Web.

It now stands for the activity which surrounds most of the time in which the web is browsed - Wanking While Watching (another video stream or live webcam) or, Wanking While Waiting (for the next lot of porn to download).

(For the Brit-ignorant, Wanking is the same as jerking-off/Whippin Mr Zippy/Polishing the PurplePink Pole, over here in Limey-Land.)

"Shit I gotta clean this mouse and keyboard or buy a box of tissues, probably both (squeezes umpteen zit). Too much WWW. Oh, Just one more......"
By Edyth
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By Alissa
W&W
When and Where

W&W will you blow my mind?
By Martina
^w^
In terms of a differnt style of generation of the phrase :3 as in a animeish style version of the :3 hamster face Expression being really happy, or a big grin its usually followed with the "!" mark with how happy you are..

DashiKun: "I Just Got Paid and im rolling in dough! ^w^"
By Rivy
W
"W" as an abbreviated term for a win in a competition

The home team struggled but came out with the "W."
By Catrina