Define Nonversation Meaning

Nonversation
A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events where meaningful conversation is nearly impossible.

Smith: What a waste of time it is talking to that guy.

Jones: I know, every time I do, it's like a complete nonversation.
By Darice
Nonversation
When two people are speaking but neither side of the conversation has anything to do with the other.

Typical nonversation:
Woman, "Hey, hows' it goin'?"
Man, "Not too bad."
Woman, "Did you get a haircut?"
Man, "No."
Woman, "Looks good."
By Anastasia
Nonversation
A word used in the presence of others in reference to a conversation which you either will not or can not admit ever occurred.

Commonly used in written form (email), but occasionally used in a conversation.

Hey Joe, I was thinking about our nonversation on the train last night. Your're right Jim is a clown.
By Annalise
Nonversation

Monica almost fell asleep during our nonversation last night.

Mike has to stop wasting all of his time with those nonversations.
By Petra
Nonversation
When you're sitting at a table full of people (pref. boisterous and social) but you're between two conversations, and no matter how hard you try, you can't seem to get into either of them.

So you end up staring at your drink.

Sad.

Alone.

"Hey Rod, why so quiet?"

"Wha--? Oh sorry -- I'm stuck in the nonversation over here."
By Ansley
Nonversation
When 2 or more people are together but not talking. Or when a group of people are talking together, but one or more of them is sitting in silence.

*silence*

Thats a nonversation.
By Sharia
Nonversation
Talk that doesn't consist of anything besides the boring or the usual. Small talk, about as common as the plague.

"So how was your day?"
"Fine."
Sigh, yet another nonversation.
By Margit
Nonversation
A conversation that does involves large amounts of nonsense or other randomness. These conversation are generally between two very bored or two very creative teenagers as a way to pass time.

Gadson: Uh, I'm so bored.
Ellie: Lets have a nonversation to pass the time
Gadon: Okay but first i need to make sure that my weasel took its bath.
Ellie: Thats fine. I know weasels hate baths. I heard that pictures of dancing bagels can help.
By Annabelle
Nonversation
A conversation that does not exist. Meant to be a joke about not wanting to talk to someone.

"Hey Annie, you should go over there and have a nonversation with that creepy girl Brianna."

"Yeah, totally."
By Lorrie
Nonversation
A conversation in which three or more people are involved in a discussion, but one person (usually the same person) is consistently & completely unheard/ignored.

"I was excited to go out with Topher & our friend Ascott, but when we got back to our apartment, the typical nonversation ensued. I didn't speak for a good five hours, at least. Another disappointing night."
By Roxanne