Define Nosejob Meaning

Nosejob
(AKA "rhinonasty"). When you are plowing someone in the nostril, blow your load, and they spit it out their mouth.

"This chick I was bangin' the other night had wicked hot flared gaping nostrils, running with snot. So she gave me a nosejob!"
By Gratiana
Nosejob
Often an inadvertant side effect of giving a blowjob: which causes a high pressure blast of semen to come out through the nose.

I remember my first blowjob like it was just yesterday. I shot my load in the back of my ex-girlfriend's throat, and ended up giving her a nosejob. She became a Lesbian shortly after that.
By Shena
Nosejob
The act of performing oral sex on one's nose. Quite literally, blowing their nose.

I gave Laine a nosejob until she sneezed all over my face.
By Kessiah
Nosejob
The act of a woman with a very large nose stimulating a man with her nose; it is very complicated, but i know this one kid who got one

"dude, that was fucked up when he was talkin about how much he wanted to get a nosejob from her"
By Carlotta
Nosejob
Nosejob, is the same as to blow one's nose.

Mommy I need a nosejob PLLEEAAASEEE!
By Anna
Nosejob
The act of using your large nose in the intention of giving a girl an orgasm.

"I heard that kid gives the best nosejobs"
"yeah, probably because of his huge nose"
By Elspeth
Ninja Nosejob
While a girl is giving you head..right as you cum karate chop her in the back of the head then stick your dick in her nose

Guy 1: Dude this girl was giving me head then i totally did the ninja nosejob on her

Guy 2: Thats fucking gross man...thats messed up
By Alecia
Pocono Nosejob
When you take a runny shit in your partner's mouth, they eat it, than you stick your finger down their throat to make them puke it back up. When they puke you forcably hold their mouth shut so that it all is forced out their nose. Bonus points are added for distance sprayed and if corn or peanuts are involved.

I told my girlfriend that if she really loved me, she'd let me give her a Pocono Nosejob. She got a peanut stuck in there and we had a rather embarrasing night in the emergency room.
By Allene
Oregon NoseJob
The art of tit fucking a girl, and as your about to jizz "accidentally" shove your cock under her nose and jizz in her nose.

Outcome 1: She will have a constant drizzle of jizz in the back of her throat.
Outcome 2: She immediately sneezes jizz all over herself.

Naw dude, she is just my latest Oregon NoseJob victim man
By Sibylle
Clinton Iowa NoseJob
When a man sticks his penis inside a females nose and continues to pleasure it until he has to release his sperm. Then, he releases the sperm into the nose and continues to pleasure the nose with his penis until the female chokes on the sperm, or it runs down her throat, and pleads for you to stop. Then you go to the next nostril and repeat the process.

Man, if she keeps this up about how nice her nose looks, I'll have to give her the ol' Clinton Iowa NoseJob.
By Carin