Person 1: That man is too fat to fit into the roller coaster, even with 3 people trying to push him into the car, lets laugh.
Person 2 (sympathizing with the fat man): .............Halal.............
By Arlana
Halal
Someone halal, means they follow the values of religion, particularly Islam. They’re like saints, they just do good. Not to be compared with halal food which is just the different way muslims eat they’re meat.
X: “OMG, Elias is literally so hot, and he’s halal too”
Y: “ gurll you gonna have to get him to meet your momma”
By Gabriella
Halal It
'Halal it' a phrase playing on the allow/'llow it principle. It can be used as a piss take to muslim friends. Also used in conjunction with other situations where allow would be used.
Mohammed - Bruv mandem got bare issues wiv dem yoots down the road!
Stu - Halal the beef bruvva!
Mohammed - Yeh yeh dont watch!
1). Plant eating animals like goats, cows, chickens, lambs, e.t.c which are slaughtered in the Islamic way is called 'Halal' or 'Halal meat'.
2). Muslim peoples eat halal meat.
An acronym for Having A Laugh At Life. It can be used in replace of lol, haha, lmao, rofl etc. It is more fun to say and shout out loud than the "lol".
Joe- "Sammy, color inside the lines or you will have to lick a girl's pussy."
A term used to describe food that is prepared in way considered lawful to Islam and not forbidden by the Qur'an. "Halal" comes from an Arabic word meaning "permissible", as opposed to "haram", meaning unlawful or unpermissible. This word is used by Muslim people and the grocers/markets that appeal to their community.
"Damn, that's the fourth halal street vendor we've seen today! Don't Muslims ever go grocery shopping?"
"Maybe it gets you more money if you wait around the corner from a Mosque, dumbass."
