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Define Nuclear Family Meaning

Nuclear Family
A family of any size which has most of its sustenance prepared in microwave form, also known as nuked

The Nuclear Family can enjoy their meals in just minutes instead of hours.
By Isabella
Nuclear Family
The typical family depicted on television commercials which depict a happy, loving, tight family enjoying whatever item that the commercial is depicting. Sadly, this is not the way that most real life families act.

John: "Dad we need to get a Kinect!! Look how happy that family is!!"

Brother: "Dude, can't you tell that's just a Nuclear Family? The Kinect won't bring that kinda happiness!"
By Sharai
Nuclear Family
A family comprised of a mother, father, and at least 1 full child (child of both parents). Something that is non-existent in today's society.

Back in the day, families stayed together for life and existed as a nuclear family! Now, families always split.
By Ashlan
Nuclear Family
A family so potentially explosive that no one dares breathe, knowing that a single-word detonation could destroy everyone in its blast radius

They sat at the dinner table, a nuclear family, Mom, Billy and Sue careful to not make eye contact, no one making any move that could detonate their father's explosive rage. Hiroshima would look like a day in the park, in contrast to the inevitable wreckage.
By Emeline