Define Nugent Meaning

A beautiful, faithful maiden who has amazing discernment when picking a good man.

Massachusetts has it's Massholes but the Great Lake State has no such pejorative. Until now. An asshole from Michigan, anywhere really, can and should be called a Nugent. Nuge works too if you are in a hurry.

1.Verb. To defecate in ones pants in order to avoid responsibility.
2.noun. The deposit of fecal matter left in a garment as a result of defecation to avoid responsibility.

The loss of bowel and bladder control out of fear of impending danger. Many small animals nugent themselves when caught by a predator as an escape mechanism. The evolutionary benefit of nugenting is that it is thought that prey animals are less appealing when covered with their own fecal matter and urine and will be dropped or otherwise left alone.

The ability to pound a 30 by yourself...with no help at all.

General retard at life. Expresses hate towards pigeons and ethnicities other than Caucasian. Often heard talking bullshit that no one wants to hear.

The whole male reproductive organ (wiener and balls).

Clownish pedophile who dodged the Vietnam draft. Wishes he could be taken seriously as a muscian, but is stuck playing state fairs.

Played in Damn Yankees band with a bunch of other pop music hacks. Strictly for lightweights.

a draft-dodging hypocrite pseudopatriot moron who would send your kids to die in some war for the Republican party but would never consider following his rhetoric with action and try shooting at things that can actually fire back. in short, a gutless coward whose fans are a bunch of geriatric old farts that vote Republican.