1. (astronomy) The second-largest satellite of Uranus, discovered in 1787 by William Herschel.
2. (mythology) In European literature, the name of the king of the fairies, as in Shakespeare's
A Midsummer Night's Dream and
Wieland's Oberon.
3. (urban vernacular) An pompous, violin weilding bearded male busker- usually between the ages of 28-35. Noted to speak in a scoff manner, know to laugh arrogantly at his own jokes. May brag repetitively about his apparent violin playing/carving skills.
Remains the king of the fairies, AND the second-largest satellite of your anus.
Typical
Oberon sayings:
"How do you know you're at a gay BBQ?
-cause all the sausages taste like shit"
(scoff laugh from within beard)
"A woman once asked me to play
Paganini and i replied; maybe after about 8 hours of warming up (scoff laugh) but I'll
give it a go.."
"But the violin has a bigger range than the guitar!"
"But the beard is part of my face"
