Ingenious Scottish fuckwit identification scheme, whereby knuckle-dragging denizens of whichever
godawful weegie hinterland are encouraged to wear either green- or blue- and white leisure gear, with optional cigarrette burns, homemade tattoos, and/or adidas baseball caps, thereby allowing the rest of us to avoid them.
"You can always tell when the Old Firm has been in town, the
bins have been
ravaged for food, and every shop
doorway has been shat in"
"Yes, but their shellsuits add such a nice splash of colour"
