What you imagine is behind that cracked door during your fapfest? It's Doorway Dad. He knows when you're awake, he knows when you're asleep. And he watches you masturbate. Beware!
I couldn't faplast night I was being spied on by Doorway Dad. :(
I was so wiped out last night after the bar that I ended up sleeping in the doorway. My wife was pissed.
By Agnola
Golden Doorway
Standing on the roof of a complex such as an apartment or a skyscraper and peeing over the main entrance creating a golden flow of urinary goodness that pours over anyone who walks through the pathway.
Theres no magic here people, its just describing an ass the size of a common doorway. Meaning big giant hips / booty. In reference to the width of a doorway.
Bis Hop A Bis Hoppin' Hop To Different Doorways In A Maze
A phrase shouted Jesus when he has become aroused by the sight of a man and intends to pursue him. Jesus will use his tendrils to grab hold of the man, immobilizing him until Jesus forces the man's penis into butt dick butt.
Guy 1: "Oh, shit, here comes Jesus, and he looks horny!"
