Define Omj Meaning

Omj
Oh Michael Jordan. According to my wife and kids; Michael says it because he doesn't like using the lords name in vain, so instead, the next best thing.

Guy: I just swished from half, backwards.
Girl:OMJ! Oh My..ckle Jordan, awesome!
*highfives*
By Gertrude
Omj
oh my jonas!
an expression used by obsessed jonas brothers fans instead of the usual 'omg!' or 'oh mg god!'

OMJ! Brittany is going to see them in concert and meet them again :D
By Emili
Omj
Stands for oh my jesus. Can be used in the place of oh my gosh

"OMJ did u see that woman? Or should i say man?"
By Binnie
Omj
oh my juice
something i made up when trying to say OMG to my friend Ant in sign launguage, because a little kid was super annoying because he wouldnt stop talking (you know how they are,see example). I didnt know "g" so i put "j".

kid: ...so then there was a train full of clones, like in Star Warz! do you like Star Warz? I luv it! there are people and more people and more people and more people and more people and more people and alien things! my favorite part was when my favorite charater said something that was sooooo cool.

me: yeah, you sho-

kid: oops, i forgot to do my homework. my teacher is a butthead. can you spell butthead? i can. B-U-T-H-E-D, butthead!

me: you really should-

kid: can also spell rainbow! R-A...

me thinking: omg, hey i will sign launguage! O-M..uh...J. Yeah, OMJ that kid is talkative! trying to make him shut up is like trying to lick your elbow!
By Averyl
OMJ
Oh my Jah!
In reference to the Jah Rastafari movement.

Sally: Did you hear the ZOMPOC started in Newark?

Jamie: OMJ! Run Nicka!
By Merrile
OMJ
OMJ
Jonas Brothers Fans invented this awesome word meaning
"Oh My Jonas"
People who aren't fans of the Jonas Brothers
or are just clueless often mistake it for
"Oh My Jesus"

Alyson: OMJ! did you go to the JB concert last night?
the Jonas Brothers were amazing!

Jessica: OMJ! yes!! I had the time of my life!
the Jonas Brothers rock!
By Zorine
OMJ
OMJ - Acronym for "Oh My Jonas!", used by fans of the Jonas Brothers. Taken from the internet term OMG. Note how "Jonas" has replaced "God" - the Jonas Brothers are a pop/rock icon that millions of girls everywhere worship.

"OMJ! That is so cool!"
"OMJ, did you go to the Jonas Brothers concert last night?"
"OMJ, Nick J is off the chain!"
By Dorothee
OMJ
text version of the phrase 'Oh My Jon'. Used within the Fueled by Ramen fanbase as an exlamation to anything shocking or exciting. Was named after Jon Walker, bass player for the band Panic at the Disco.

emo girl one: OMJ the jonas brother's fans stole our acronym

emo girl two: but we've been saying it for two years!

emo girl one: I KNOW
By Annecorinne
OMJ
accually, in a lot of forums, OMJ stands for "Oh my Jonas!". based from the hit teen sensation "the jonas brothers"

Amy: i just got back from the concert!
Lauren: OMJ!! how was it!?
By Daile
OMJ
Off my jock, off my johnson. (in other words; get off my penis or preferably dick.) No homo. Also like saying, get off my back or leave me alone.

Tristan: Willy Will, you never hit me up man.
Willy Will: Tristan, you wanna get omj?!
By Adorne