Define On The Knob Meaning

On The Knob
Being ‘on the knob’ is a state that an individual can be in, it occurs after heavy drug use and has an effect of paralysis or drowsyness. Not being ‘on the knob’ can result in erratic and crack head like behaviour, after a long period of not being on the knob an individual can enter the no knob existential crisis state where they crave nothing but the knob to the point they would kill themselves for a hit on the knob.

“Oh fuck mate look at Nathan he hasn’t been on the knob Since this morning he’s loosing his shit”

“Mate look at old mate China over there, he’s been on the knob in the last 20 minutes bro he ain’t movin
By Winni
Knob Knob
any pleasurable sexual encounter excluding self gratification where at least one person participating has a knob.

He needs to quit driving so far to get laid and get some local knob knob here in town.
By Josephina
Knob
Knob
1) The penis
2) An obnoxious person

To Knob
3) The act of (hard) intercourse

See also knob-head

1) "Jimothy has a humongous knob!"
2) "Kevin is an absolute knob."
3) "Daryll knobbed Lucy after dinner."
By Gabriela
Knob

"His penis is so short that it is only a knob"
By Mab
Knobbing
Verb
To shag a girl
The act of shagging a girl
Said as what a boy does to a girl with his penis to her punani
Past tense - knobbed

Male: "I'd give her a good knobbing"
Female: "The knobbing he gave sent shivers up my spine"

"I knobbed her good"
By Nettie
Knob
1. Slightly less harsh term for the male anatomy than pecker or dick.

2. Also can be used as a term similar to goof, tool or moron.


1. I went to the Yukon during the winter and almost froze my knob when I took a whiz outside after the party.

2.Dude, did you hear Bill locked the keys in his car again - what a knob!
By Arabele
Knob With That
amenable to, a willing participant. eg i’ll fuck with that but pg

coined by fattyham in cdmx 2019

kfc? i’ll knob with that.”
By Thia
Knob
The name that is given to an individual that is being a complete moron, idiot or dumb-ass. Also lacking in common sense.

Bob: Man you see that Lakers game?
Derek: Yeah bro.
Bob: Man I love hockey.
Derek to Lindsey: Whaaaaatta knob.
By Sibylle
Knob On
The act of getting a boner

Not to be confused with lob on or knob off

Watching that porn gave me such a knob on
By Isahella
Knobs On
A game where a group of men secretly expose there individual penis' in a crowded room such as a bar and poke someone with it, at which point they shout to their friends, 'knob' s on'.

Knobs on, 5 points to me said Rich.
By Xena