Define Glans Meaning

The fireman's helmet; the head of the penis; the red, sensitive part near the tip: the part that if you lick it hard enough will make your man cum.

To glans, to rub your glans against an object in the purpose of tainting it. Some teach that in a proper glansing the foreskin is pulled back over the object, obviously this creates several problems. For instance circumcised males cannot preform this act, and no matter how stretchy your foreskin is you ain't never getting it to stretch around a car.

The act of being ditched

(Noun)Short for GamerzLAN a gaming compound in upstate New York comprised of Computer Gamers who flock to play video games for 10 hours every Saturday. The attendees are known as GLANiacs and are loyal to their one true leader the charasmatic Karza (who is often likened to David Koresh of Waco fame) The gaming flock often showers Karza with gifts such as speakers, PC parts, and even binary clocks to show their appreciation for his guidance and constant supply of Bawls. Some argue that GLAN is a verb used to describe the act of gaming at the GamerzLAN compound.

A verb referring to when a male and female show their glanses to each other. The boy or man shows his penis glans and a girl or woman shows her clitoris glans. It is non-sexual and is done to compare or to see whether it is homologous. Its also done with an intent to emphasize the sexual ambiguity between genders and sexes. This psychologically brings males and females back to their fetal stage before the y chromosome caused sexual differentiation. It is also done by feminists who wish to declare the presence of a phallus.

For males, the toilet paper you use to protect the head of your penis from a foreign toilet seat while seated.

Spoonerism of the word Transgender. A Sex Change Artiste. A Gender - any, all, or none - Faddist.

Glans is a sexual organ (i.e. penis, vagina) - Trender is a follower of fads = Glans Trender is a Gonad Fashionista.

The popular term for Donald Trump. Because dickhead is too vulgar, Glans is more elegant.

Behaving with intense sexual interest, specifically in men; being horny, lustful, randy, or intent on sexual activity; thinking with your dick/cock.

adj. Being of the type of husband so dominated by his wife, that he may as well not only have had his testicles removed, but also the most important part of his penis.