Define On The Tongs Meaning

asian gangsta. one who has a shaved head except for one spot where the patch of hair is grown 3 or so inches and is dyed bronze, has a souped up honda and is often seen talking korean on a tiny cell phone, making plans with his homies to go get boba, while smoking and waiting to pick his 5 year old genius brother from 7th grade.

To be hedonistically taking drugs or drinking perfectly, to be “cooking it” but to be making sure that the heat is spread evenly and thus in turn not burning out. The analogy is fueled and inspired by the most versatile and essential Australian cooking intrument, the tongs.

It's like scissoring but for fat people.

Being Chinese and throwing all over the back of a public bus and then flicking the chunks off of your shirt onto bus patrons.

a place in Leicestershire, also the name of a particularly clumsy and dense but likeable cheese factory worker - the term 'Tonge', since 1987, became a way of calling someone an ass or a fool, but in a warm and friendly way...

a wannabe asian gangsta. one who tries to act like a real tong, but doesnt shower enough, can't afford a car, bums at scans house, is fired from pizza hut, etc.

A scandalous girl. Loves human activism, travelling and going on a safari. Knows every line of the kama Sutra. Likes to be on top of everything- and I mean everything. Warning: Deers stay away.

The war cry of a blind monk from the game "Dota 2"

the male sexual organ, but can be used as a derrogatory form of abuse against someone

n. One person you meet who will never fail you, both intelligently and sexually. (Sexually only to females) He is most likely the most attractive person you have ever seen. No matter what gender you are and no matter your sexual preference, you will be extremely motivated to have an amazing night with him just by looking at him.

vt. Being able to handle something well.

v. Attracting people through physical appearance and emotional intelligence.

adj. Being extremely attractive; Being extremely amazing at sexual activities.