Define Ooks Meaning

When you and the boys see a really phat ass, but nothing intelligent can come out you will immediately resort to saying this phrase

Strong back weak minded male, who will lift or move heavy objects for ladies. Often it is the voluntary and helpful use of brut strength with no expectation of reward.

Source: Gary Anderson started its use in the early 80's at sci-fi conventions. Usage has grown into a clan like system where ooks are given names when indoctrinated into the cultural meme.

Examples of names are:
Chief Ook-ook, washed ook-ook, bunny food ook-ook, 20 amp ook-ook and fashion plate ook-ook.

The Ook-ook moto:
Ook, strong like bull,
smart like tractor,
smooth like brick,
smell like goat.
- Gary Anderson

1. When you see a hot girl, she is called an ooke.
2. When your friends commit any sexual act towards you, the act would be described as ooking.

making ape-like noises

ook is a shortened version of the following and is multi-purpose:
oh okay
oh ok
o okay
o ok
ohh ok
ohh okay
ohh k
ohh kay

the word uttered by the shapshifting librarian from the discworld series

Ook is between “ok” and “mhm”.
basically a mix of yes and maybe.
Or you can say it when you don’t know what to say.

People who can't spell OK

A sound made by a monkey. Usually accompanied by "eek".

To check out a woman’s ass without her knowing.