When you make a delivery order for Chinese food and then you tell your man to fuck you. So he does, in the ass, on the living-room coffee table. Just as he’s
balls-deep, the Uber Eats guy knocks on the door.
But it swings wide open (as if you left it
ajar on purpose). Now he’s 7-feet away from you just staring. Slowly, he steps forward and asks with a real
sexy voice:
Somebody order THIS DICK?!
