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Ordinances
Your stature, your state of mind. Used mainly in The Screwed Up South.

"Mah ordinance iz kool!"
By Elene
Ordin
ordin is and somewhat intelligent okay guy who is sometimes funny but has no taste of girls and his eyebrows split weird ordin will not get a girl cause he doesnt want to and no girls like him now maybe in the future but he is a good guy with horrible tast in food and friends

ordin is a good guy
By Letty
Ordinal
Someone who is very stern, strict, anal, stuck up, snotty, snobby, noobish, laking of friends, a complete loser, and etc.

It basically covers all the curse words by saying the simple phrase " You are so ordinal".

Originates frum my head (which one) lol adam.

Hey Sutton! Hey Nick! STFU U ORDINAL BITCH DICKFACE COCKMASTER PUSSY WIPPED BITCH!
By Brietta
Plum Ordinance
When a player dives on the ground after a basketball

The player got a Plum Ordinance for diving after the basketball.
By Dynah
Bro-ordinate
The verb to bro-ordinate is bro-terminology for planning a homosocial or "bro" event or gathering of any size. This would include texting, calling, or facebooking a number of "bros," inviting them somewhere to play gamecube, drink light beer, and watch sketch comedy clips on youtube.

-Yo, bro, could you call Bill and bro-ordinate for the hockey game? Then we could go listen to the new Jack Johnson cd up in my room.

-dude, don't let George bro-ordinate for the gamecube party. he's totally lame and nobody likes him.

-do you have any plans tonight? not yet, but I'm about to bro-ordinate some with my bro Bilderberg on the phone.
By Dorolice
Deploy Ordinance
Sheen-inspired euphemism for a prodigious bowel movement. Created to replace "morning glory" which is also used to describe a male's morning erection - a source of considerable confusion.

Coworker: Hold that thought - I just finished my coffee and it's time to deploy my ordinance.

Roommate: You may want to use the restroom before me, I'm about to deploy some ordinance on some soft targets.

Dump-dialed friend: I can't believe I'm on the phone with you as you deploy ordinance.

Medical student: Gross, that patient just deployed ordinance while I was trying to collect a history.
By Hynda
Ordination-of-the-coordinates
The act of aligning the penis with a tight vagina to allow for simple harmonic motion, resulting in human propagation.

This chick got an 'A' by doing a reciprocal-ordination-of-the-coordinates with the lecturer in her dorm room.
By Debra
Coaster Ordinance
Any law, ordinance, or made-up law that sounds like, or is utter bull-shit.

Due to the implementation of the coaster ordinance, you cant skate in this neighborhood on the street.

You can not wear your hat in the month of February.

By Addi
Co-ordination
The number of nearest neighbours of a particle is called cordination number .

There are 4 dimensional co-ordination in the layer of square close packing in a molecule
By Anni
Co-ordination Enhancer
n. term for a jazz cigarette enjoyed whilst involved in sports activities.

1"hhmmm my scrabble playing will be greatly improved after a toke on my jazz cigerette"

2"hullet thats not a word"

1"yeah like rude hullet"

2"thats not even how you spell it"

1"it is man"

2"what no way you just made that up"

1"nah man trust i can prove it"

2"go on then"

1"nah serioulsy i got an old coppy off shoot some where"
By Cary