Define Morning Glory Meaning

Morning Glory
To awaken with a boner so hard a cat couldn't scratch it , otherwise known as to sleep in a tent, or to have a dawn horn.

Loose the morning glory before you put somebody's eye out
By Cyndia
Morning Glory
An erection caused by testosterone levels being high in the body during the early hours of the morning.

By Sissie
Morning Glory
When you wake up with morning wood, put it in your girlfriends ass and yell "the south will rise again!"

I gave her the morning glory this morning. She loves the confederates.
By Amaleta
Morning Glory
an event where a person, hopefully male, awakes with a full erection.

"Rob always gets a morning glory"
By Nonnah
Morning Glory
The seeds of several varieties of Morning Glory (Ipomoea violacea) contain a naturally occurring tryptamine called Lysergic Acid Amide (LSA), which is closely related to LSD. Seeds are taken orally, and can be eaten whole or the active alkaloids can be extracted.

The most common active varieties of seeds are Heavenly Blue, Pearly Gates, and Flying Saucers. Like LSD, LSA acts as a "psychedelic" or "hallucinogen" which can have strong mental effects.

I didn't have any LSD so I orally ingested some Morning Glory seeds instead.
By Cordie
Morning Glory
1. LSA or 9,10-Didehydro-6-methylergoline-8ß-carboxamide or D-lysergic acid amide or LA-111.
C16H17N3O3
2. To wake up with a 'hard-on'.

1. "Know where I can get any Morning Glory seeds?"
2. "I've got 'Morning Glory'."
By Drucill
Morning Glory
the act of a man being awakened from a deep sleep by being given oral stimulation by his significant other

if you want to wake your boyfriend up with a smile just pull down his shorts and give him a morning glory
By Faythe
Morning Glory
Your cock, when he is standing up straight and tall and proud as you wake up.

She was so glad to see me wake with an impressive morning glory that she exclaimed, "Wow! Your cock is really HUGE!."
By Ketti
Morning Glory
Kickass song by Oasis about drugs; it has a mega solo in it.

What's the story, morning glory?
By Merilyn
Morning Glory
After awaking with a massive erection, masturbate until near ejaculation. Then gently wake up your girlfriend, wife, or transient hooker and commence ejaculation in their barely open eyes.

Wife: Did you just..? Oh my God its everywhere, my eyes are burning! You asshole!

Husband: Behold the beauty of morning glory!
By Pauletta