Narcotic to be used to subdue the will of children. Symptoms of
Ovaltine poisoning:
A)Children travel in packs like wild predators, taking down their game (other children) by striking at the neck and back. Only the most vigorous of them is spared and brought as an offering to their parents house, where the other children are rewarded with a
fresh suck at the Ovaltine teat.
B)Children chant mindlessly the mysterious phrase "MORE
OVALTINE, PLEASE," over and over. (Short documentary footage of this phenomenom is played periodically on television and radio)
C)The stool of the Ovaltine addicted child is extremely hard and jagged, and can be harvested and used for deep sea drilling.
Rachel Ray uses one to chop her veggies.
We took the kids up to see the folks, and turned off the interstate near Fairfield. As we drove down a residential street, dozens of children with glazed looks and
bared teeth started to paw at the car, chanting, "More
Ovaltine, Please!" over and over. I screamed, and my husband was forced to run a few down as he
floored the gas pedal, and we got the hell out of there.