One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit
A mystical midget Guido that enjoys
fist pumping girls that have been
roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove womenâs panties with out there knowledge. His keen
perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and womenâs virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancĂŠ was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in
Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good timeâs with good friendâs and some hot
lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a
hotmess!