he comes to your house and asks if you want to buy his
pegs. he will then ask if daves there. when told there is no dave living there, he asks again. he then brings out mama
lazarou and demands she uses your toilet. he will then tell you your toilet is broken but not to worry, hes fixed it. this is all, however, a lie and is just a ploy to steal your
wedding ring and throw you in his circus as his "wife".
he even does it at christmas where he dresses up as a rather strange looking santa.
PApa lAzArOu iS cool.
"MY WIFE SAID UR TOILET WAS BROOKE BUT DONT WORRY I FIIIXED IT"
"
ALLO DAAAVE?"
"WANT TO BUY SOME
PEGS"
etc.......