noun; one who drives round and round a parking lot, stalking pedestrians in the hopes of snagging their space. Can also be used as a verb: park sharking.
A "Park Shark" is a woman who goes to skate park - without a skateboard - to court typically male skaters. They will sit on stair sets, ledges, and rails blocking the path for fellow skaters. The Park Shark uses a special technique when courting skaters; they will approach their prey and ask what tricks they can do, whether or not the skater actually lands the trick the Park Shark will act amazed followed by more flirting, etc. Anyone who's see's a park shark or is approached by one should migrate to a larger group of skaters as Park Sharks are known to only prey on individuals. A skate park that contains a large herd of Park Sharks is known as a Shark Park.
Yo dude you wanna hit the down rail next to the set?
Can't man, some park sharks gettin on that guy and the bitch won't move!
It's when a long-running clubbinginstitution ends, and, the frontrunners of that institution don't realise it's all over. It's commonly identified by that phrase 'that is how it is now'.
alan: can't believe carpark is getting us to get him gear for his party.
rob-e: the young ones will look back on this day when more parked the shark..
alan: i guess that is how it is now...
By Laurel
Shark Park
A glib but disturbing nickname for the waters off the beautiful Pleasure Point area in Santa Cruz, California due to its recent unwanted reputation for surfers being attacked and killed by sharks.
Well I guess I’ll surf somewhere other than Shark Park for awhile.
By Cary
Parking Lot Shark
Those kidswho ride around parking lots on their bikes, yelling stuff at cars that pass by or just getting in the way of people driving their cars. Usually prominent on Saturday afternoons, usually about age 13-15.
They ride little tiny bikes that don't fit them, mostly.
