Define Parsnips Meaning

Parsnips
Being partial to an idea. Not quite in full agreement of what was said or done.

Guy 1: So what did you think of the new comic turned movie, the Watchmen?
Guy 2: I was really quite parsnips toward how the story line progressed.
By Charlotta
Parsnip

"hannah, i love your parsnip!"
By Lexy
Parsnip
A racial slur for blond people. The term was created by the American soldier Thomas E. Gay in World War II to poke fun at Hitler's "master race." The joke started during a meal with his friend Miller Jordan. He referred to the Germans "as white and meatless as one of those weird carrots."

"Those damned parsnips will feel America's fury!"

--Thomas E. Gay
By Rosaleen
Parsnipping
The act of ejeculating your cum up your partners nostrils.

I was parsnipping the missus last night. She loves the smell of my cum.
By Chryste
Parsnipity
1a : fussy about small details

b : having the characteristics of a snob
2 : requiring great precision

The baseball pitcher was being parsnipity; when he moved his hat down just slightly.
By Jillie
Parsnip
a gendernuetral term for aunt or uncle

"hi dad! when are we going to visit parsnip alex?" "we'll visit them this weekend, son"

"dad? what gender is parsnip alex?" "they're a cacti sweetie"
By Melita
Parsnips
A silly C*nt who often thinks hes a "super-tech"
A man with the inability to grow a beard on his cheeks.
A friendly man, but scares off women with his voice.

"Oh that guy with the voice is such a parsnips"
By Kylynn
Parsnip
Some vegetable that's fuzzy or something. Who really knows for sure?

By Charlotta
Parsnip
Parsnip. A grime term for circumcision.

Geeza 1 : Yeah man, got ma foreskin snipped off innit
Geeze 2: Rags man! Dats a par!
Geeza 1: Yeah man, some fucking parsnip ting.

(par-snip, cos its a snip dats a par, get me)
By Haleigh
Parsnip
When a male deficates on a womans face then waits until it is dry and continues by forcing the fecal matter into the womans mouth and procedes to face fuck her leaving an oatmeal pie like substance in her mouth.

"Hey Darnell will you give me a parsnip"
By Elsy