Ajax:
Achilles, Hector wasted your boyfriend Patroclus, who was wearing your armor and a red
garter belt. Now Hector has both your armor and the garter belt.
Achilles: What?? I told him countless times that only black
garter belts are worn with armor!
Im gonna beat the shit outta that Hector dude as soon as I finish banging Brisseis.