Lady 1 : wow dave has really let himself go these days his belly is mega huge he looks like he's 9 months pregnant
Lady 2: correct I knew him when he had a six pack now he has a right popity paunch on him
Lady 1: Most of his time is spent pulling his pants over that
fat gut of his
Lady 2 : that popity paunch is a proper
ladykiller lol
Lady 1: Aye
fatty pants should go on a diet as soon as