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Define You Sir Meaning

You Sir
Two words placed before a gross insult. Implies politeness but then delivers a brutal slam dunk to the recipient. Very British.

Dude 1: "You worthless motherfuckin' dawg!"
Dude 2: "You sir, are a cunt."

Liverpool Fan: "Eh, eh! Stuffed yer arse in the Cup Final!!"
West Ham Fan: "You sir, are a Scouse Wanker."
By Gusty
You Sir, Are A FUCK
A phrase used in retort towards an individual (typically male), who is behaving or acting in an undesirable or unsavory manner towards or around user (1).

Can also in certain instances be used to point out certain individual's clumsiness (2).

(1)
Bartender: "Tony, your drunk, I'm gonna have to cut you off..."

Tony: "Well... You sir, are a FUCK"

(2)
Bobby, stumbling around unaware of his surroundings, accidentally knocks over and spills Tony's beer.

Tony angrily proclaims, pointing his finger in Bobby's face; "You sir, are a FUCK!"
By Aimee
You, Sir, Are And Idiot. :(
Unfunny spam copypasta posted on /b/

You, sir, are and idiot. :(
You, sir, are and idiot. :)
You, sir, are and idiot. :/
By Helyn
Puck You Sir
A less vulgar but extremely more insulting expletive than the traditional "F" bomb.

"Jake! Get your drunk lard ass out of bed!"

"Rebecca, Puck you sir"
By Valentia
You Sir, Are An Ass
the last thing that pre civil war man heard from a colnel with a large grey moustache before he was slapped in the face with a glove. this led to a duel between two people and the person who won got free cornbread!

im a gentleman! so im gonna hit you with this glove and later blow your chest apart! gentlemens game!
By Constanta
Puck You Sir
avoiding the real word fuck, as to not get in trouble.
beating around the bush with a swear word.

Jonah Takaluha

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Jonah : puck you sir.
Principal : What was that Jonah.?
Jonah : i said puck you sir.
Principal : well Jonah you just broke your promise and now you have to go to the office.
Jonah: but sir i said puck you, not fuck you.. You homo.
By Matelda
Good Day To You, Sir
An insulting end to a conversation.

"Can we-"
"Good day to you, Sir!"
"but-"
"I said GOOD DAY!"
By Dniren
Good Day To You Sir
Up yours.

By golly, good day to you sir!
By Berthe
Good Day To You, Sir
Legend has it, that a man by the name of Roger Tellenfield was walking by one of his friends one day. His friend looked over and said "I am having a good day". Roger was having a horrible day so he pulled out a gun stuck it to his own head and said "Well good day to you sir" and shot himself. Since then this phrase has been used by many as a good way to end a fight or a good way to say good bye. .

Me: Well dude, your just retarded.
Zane: No I'm..
Me: GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!
By Darsie
Good Day To You, Sir
A short greeting that was a nice way of saying "Hello." Has since been replaced with:
1. Fo shizzle my nizzle!
2. Wassup?
3. What's happenin'?
4. What up bra?
5. YOOO!
6. How are ya?
7. I'll give you five for her.
8. Hi.
9. Hola, mi amigo, como estas?

"Good day to you, sir" said the fine english gent. "Fuck off bitch," replied the friendly white honkey.
By Gertruda