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Define Paying Bills Meaning

Paying Bills
an excuse or expression used when you don't want others to know you are planing on having sex

person 1: You doing anything tonight?
person 2: Oh yea i am paying bills all night long.
By Allis
Pay Bills
Leaving one’s job for what is supposed to be a short period of time, but then never coming back.

line cook 1: Hey I thought Mike was supposed to be working pizza tonight
Line cook 2: yeah he went to pay bills at 2:00 and was supposed to back at 3:00, but now it’s a quarter till 5:00 and we are fucked.
By Katherine
I Pay Bills
phrase used to reassure someone of a situation; another way of saying fo sho

John: yo is it ok if we go to that party?
Nick: are you kidding? I pay bills there
By Gwendolen
Pay Some Bills
Commonly used on tv shows when they want to take a commercial break.

Or it could actually mean paying your bills, electricity, water, et cetera.

Let's take a quick break to go pay some bills.
By Merry
Pay The Bills Online
The act of secretly masturbating to online pornography, while claiming that you are doing legitimate online business.

Sam knocked on his roommate's door, "Hey you wanna go out to a bar? Maybe we can meet some girls and hookup with them." Roommate replies, "Nah that's okay. I think I'll pay the bills online and call it a night."
By Viva
Pay My Bills.
The term "Paying my bills" is generally slang for Masturbation (Jacking off, Beating your meat, choking the chicken)

I got home last night after practice and decided to "Pay my bills."

"Made by the crimsion chin"
By Krystle
To Pay Your Bills On Time
to do things right/correctly/the way they are supposed to be done/ on time the first time round, so as to avoid either having to waste more energy, time, money and/or effort redoing the same job twice.

Father: listen, Carl. If I'd be your teacher, I would have reacted the exact same way. Just look at your penmanship. Ça laisse à désirer. I can't even , lol, call it handwriting, it would probably, immb qualify as turkey-chicken scrawl. Now the moral of the fable is of course to pay your bills on time. Now, take this travail bâclé afaap out of my sight and rewrite your homework.
By Corrina
To Pay Your Bills On Time
to do things right/correctly/the way they are supposed to be done/ when they they are supposed to be done the first time around, so as to avoid either having to redo the same job twice or suffering other unpleasant consequences (such as literally not paying your actual bills on time and having to pay late fees).

son (crying, with a piece of ungraded homework in his hands) Dad, why the hell is this composition of mine on The Great War not even graded? And why did the teacher just shove it back in my face with out even bothering to look at it.

Father: listen, Carl. If I'd be your teacher, i would have reacted the exact same way. Just look at your penmanship. Ca laisse a desirer. I can't even , lol, call it handwriting, it would probably, immb qualify as turkey-chicken scrawl. Now the moral of the fable is of course to pay your bills on time. Now, take this travail bacle afaap out of my line of site and rewrite your homework.
By Rosemonde
Ebay Pays My Bills
A delusional state.

When an eBay seller thinks they are earning a living selling on eBay. But they are not.

He says Ebay Pays My Bills, but he's sweeping race tracks to make ends meet.
By Diannne
Pay The Water Bill
To have to go pee; to have to alieveate the bladder

I have to go pay my water bill
By Lola