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Paypal
The worst online payment service ever. Have been known to freeze your account for no good reason and take your money. It is still frequently used by about 90% of ebay sellers and buyers as a way to recieve and send cash. Sadly, paypal also has many other websites sucking their dicks and using their shitty service as a preferred payment method.

paypal is an evil beast thats getting its nourishment from all those stupid ebayers! screw paypal!
By Elizabeth
Paypal
a demon of a thing that enjoys boiling your blood to the point that you smash up your computer. When you think of the pros and cons about paypal, you will be left wondering why the fuck did i bother signing up to this thing?

Paypal is certainly not my fucking Pal!
By Roxanne
Paypal
An online scamming system - allowing kiddie scripters and hackers everywhere to make tons of money for nothing!

Oh shit man! That dude made a payment and i sent him his item , now he says someone else hijacked his account - end result - lost the item and lost the 200 pound
paypal are asshats
By Rachele
Paypal
A online credit company that bends over backwards to help fraudulent venders steal money from their "customers" Their policies are optimized to screw people out of their money.

Some knob never sent me my item, ebay said be more patient, paypal then said I waited to long to complain, it was past 30 days, your fucked looser we win agian. Oh wait, nice try.. my REAL credit card company will stomp on you like a little tit. Thank god I did not use my bank account like they try and fistfuck you down the throught with... EVERYTIME... no matter what you set as your default. Asswipes. :|
By Maurizia
Paypal
An online credit company that charges rediculous fees whenever a costomer pays me, which fucks up my profit.

It took me a while and alot of calculations to figure out a way to improve profit after I heard about ebay fees, now theres paypal fees, what the fuck, theyre both owned by the same company, why is there a fee for both?!
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Lets just put it this way, ive sold 12 items, I went from $0.00 to -$14.00. I now owe paypal/ebay 14 bucks! Thats the opposite of profit.
By Erica
Paypal
a hooker

John #1: her ad on CL said she does full service gfe.

Agent Sakamoto: she's a real paypal. you didn't have to strangle her, though.
By Jsandye
Paypal
An online payment service which can be used to send money from one person to another via their website, buy theings from online stores, or transfer money via your cell phone. Paypal is owned by Ebay Inc.

'I need my five bucks mayn'
'Aiight, I'll just paypal it to you'
By Jere
Paypal
An online escrow company that acts as a middleman to help process transactions between providers of services and their consumers.

I use Paypal for all my websites because of its reliability and ease of use, not to mention I earn over a million every few months using Paypal because customers trust it.
By Hetti
PayPal
An online "secure" payment website that leeches off of all payments (especially on eBay), holds the payments for 21 days just to enjoy watching you rip your fucking brains out, and likes to fuck your profit in the ass. This company AND eBay must be taken down.

*Person sells an expensive item on eBay for $2000*

PayPal: Your $2000 is currently being held in a temporary balance.

*21 days later*

PayPal: We're sorry but this transaction is suspected of being fraudulent. Please wait another 21 days for us to investigate your account.

*21 days later*

PayPal: Investigation is complete. We're sorry but we must hold your payment of $2000 just a bit longer because we enjoy pissing you the fuck off. Please wait 6 months for us to further investigate this transaction. Thank you.

*6 months later*

PayPal: Ok fine, we just like toying with you, here's your $1800. That's right, we took $200 of it because we enjoy taking a chunk of your profit. Thank for using PayPal, bitch.
By Vinny
Paypal
Child molesters, that like to rape your money. This company is owned by ebay, who are also greedy child molesting bastards.

Hello i am paypal, I am going to molest your children, Hello i am Ebay may i please molest your dead grandparents
By Desirae