Define Peenuts Meaning

Peenut
When a man is having sexual intercourse but also very badly needs to urinate, he begins to pee a little while his cum load is shooting out. This happens to all men. If they deny this, they are a fucking liar.

Your Peenut is very messy, and often happens when you are receiving felatio. The woman is often left with a bitter taste in her mouth, but is never to discover the cause of the unwelcomed flavor.

Miles: "Dude...last night I was about to blow my snot all over this chick's mouth when all of the sudden...I felt IT coming on."

Blake: "Felt what coming on, brolavski?"

Miles: "The urge to take a piss, broncanus!"

Blake: "Dude bro...that's called a Peenut."

Miles: "Well, that Peenut filled that slootes cock cutter like a jar o' jam".

Blake: "Well done, Smiles. Next time ask if she's ready for a pearl shower."
By Meara
Peenut
a female that uncontrollably pisses or "pees" when she has an orgasm or gets a "nut".

Man that girl pissed all over me when she had an orgasm. She is definately a peenut.
By Matilde
PeeNut
When you pee and "nut" at the same time.

nut = orgasm

You bro, i somhow PeeNut'ed yesterday.
By Gweneth
Peenut
When you nut but you accidentally pee a little bit, what results is this weird yellow goop

I was getting head from my girl, and when we were finished i peenut. Ever since then she'll never give me head again.
By Maddi
Peenut
in essence, peenuts are testicles made of congealed bladder discharge hardened to a crunchy, salty taste often crushed and squeezed to distill into a viscous substance titled peenut butter.

I ate a peeday candy bar and the hardened urination residues peenuts embedded in the candy were crushed in between my molars to resemble the thick, dark yellowish sauce entitled peenut butter.
By Peg
Peenut
An orgasm so intense that makes the person urinate of excitement

We fucked so hard that I made him peenut
By Ettie
Peenut

She dumped him because of his peenut
By Jaquenetta
Peenut
The awsome

OMG! Peenut complimented me! I'm never going to erase this quote!
By Leilah
Peenuts
A male who pees his pants while on top of another guy

Tyler had to urinate but did not want to stop making out with Alex so he gave Alex peenuts
By Daisi
Peenut
A girl who will rock you friggin socks off nigga. She's a killa though. She smooth talks you and butters you up, then bites your head off. -gonk-

"Everyone should fear teh Peenut"
By Maurene